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SEASON FIVE
EPISODE 04 "BIRTHMARKS"

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EPISODE 03 "ADVERSE EVENTS"

Kaki King "First Brain" Until We Felt Red, Track 6 Opening Scene: Painting.

(Ray Charles) "Drown In My Own Tears" (What'd I Say, Track 4) House and Lucas jam.
EPISODE 02 "NOT CANCER"

The Crystal Method "Vice" [ost] London, Track 7 "Dropping like flies" opening montage.

Dave Matthews Band "You Might Die Trying" Stand Up, Track 12 House has his answer... but not the solution.
EPISODE 01 "DYING CHANGES EVERYTHING"

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SEASON FOUR
EPISODE 16 "WILSON'S HEART"

José González "Teardrop" In Our Nature, Track 5 "Taking the safe approach" montage.

Bon Iver "Re: Stacks" For Emma, Forever Ago, Track 9 Amber's fate/Saying goodbye.

People In Planes "Light For The Deadvine" As Far As the Eye Can See, Track 9 "Heavenly" bus.

Iron & Wine "Passing Afternoon" Our Endless Numbered Days, Track 12 Closing Scenes.
EPISODE 15 "HOUSE'S HEAD"

Chingy "U A Freak (Nasty Girl)" Hoodstar, Track 9 Opening scenes/the strip club.

!!! Chk Chik Chick "There's No F*cking Rules, Dude" !!! Chk Chik Chick, Track 5 House hallucinates Cuddy performing a striptease while helping him with the diagnosis.
EPISODE 14 "LIVING THE DREAM"

The Beta Band "Needles In My Eyes" The Three E.P.'s, Track 12 Waiting for the treatment to take effect.
EPISODE 13 "NO MORE MR. NICE GUY"

Kristen Mari "I Want It" N My Shoes, Track 12 Bowling with Chase: Too much axis tilt.

Sly & The Family Stone "Everyday People" Greatest Hits, Track 8 Bowling with Chase: Cameron's one insufferable friend.

The Supremes "You Keep Me Hangin' On" Gold, Disc 1, Track 16 Closing scenes.
EPISODE 12 "DON'T EVER CHANGE"

Richard Kaplan "Niggun of the Alter Rebbe" Journeys in Jewish Sacred Music, Track [?] Wedding tradition/celebration.

Waldeck "Jerry Weintraub" Ballroom Stories, Track [?] At the fusion cafe.

Rolling Stones "Waiting On A Friend" Tattoo You, Track 11 Closing Scenes.
EPISODE 11 "FROZEN"

Marvin Gaye "Let's Get It On" The Very Best of..., Track 6 Long-distance physical exam.

Civil Twilight "Human" Human, Track 6 Setting Kate's toe.

Mungal "Awake" [?], Track [?] Background music at the restaurant.
EPISODE 10 "IT'S A WONDERFUL LIE"

Frank Sinatra "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing" The Stars Come Out For Christmas, Track [?] House philosophises about lies with Wilson.

Felix Gross "Love For Christmas" Savoy Christmas Blues, Track [?] Cuddy asks House for money for the Nurse's Station.

Jimmy Butler "Trim Your Tree" Blues, Blues Christmas, Track 7 Kutner gives House his present.

The Fab Four "The Little Drummer Boy" [?], Track [?] The team talks about gifts for House.

Roy Hargrove "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen" A Merry Jazzmas, Track 2 House talks to Wilson at the xmas party.

The Ramsey Lewis Trio "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen/Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" Sound Of Christmas, Track [?] New and old ducklings meet up at the xmas party.

The Staple Singers "Who Took The Merry Out Of Christmas?" We'll Get Over, Track [?] Closing Scenes: Mary and her donkey.
EPISODE 09 "GAMES"

Alan Milman Sect + Man-Ka-Zam "Nicotine Caffeine" [?], Track [?] The Club's back alley.

Pussy Galore "Kicked Out" Dial 'M' for Motherfucker, Track [?] House plays the tuneless song for Wilson | In House's office | Inducing a seizure.

(Composed by Hugh Laurie) "[?]" [?], Track [?] Sounds "folky."

Norman Greenbaum "Spirit in the Sky" Spirit in the Sky, Track [?] Closing Scenes.
EPISODE 08 "YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW"

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EPISODE 07 "UGLY"

The Verve "Slide Away" A Storm in Heaven, Track 2 Train tunnel/"Just another face in the crowd."

Joseph Arthur "My Home Is In Your Head" And The Thieves Are Gone, Track 2 Surgery go-ahead.
EPISODE 06 "WHATEVER IT TAKES"

My Morning Jacket "One Big Holiday" It Still Moves, Track 5 Opening Scenes.

(Salt n Pepa) "(Whatta Man)" Very Necessary, Track 4 House's ringtone.

Lizz Wright "I Idolize You" myspace.com/lizzwright Closing Scenes.
EPISODE 05 "MIRROR, MIRROR"

The White Stripes "We're Going To Be Friends" White Blood Cells, Track 9 Closing Scenes.
EPISODE 04 "GUARDIAN ANGELS"

DJ Harry "All My Life" Collision, Track 4 Opening teaser.
EPISODE 03 "97 SECONDS"

Hot Hot Heat "Let Me In" Happiness Ltd., Track [?] The last song on the radio.

Alanis Morissette "Not As We" Flavors of Entanglement, Track 5 House contemplates the afterlife.
EPISODE 02 "THE RIGHT STUFF"

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EPISODE 01 "ALONE"

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SEASON THREE
EPISODE 24 "HUMAN ERROR"

The Commodores "Slippery When Wet" The Ultimate Collection, Track 2 Air guitar.

Josh Ritter "Good Man" Animal Years, Track 4 Closing scenes.
EPISODE 23 "THE JERK"

Iron Butterfly "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida, Track 6 Nate trips out on mushrooms.
EPISODE 22 "RESIGNATION"

Otis Rush "Whole Lotta Lovin'" The Sonet Blues Story, Track [?] Peppermint tea.
EPISODE 21 "FAMILY"

AC/DC "Highway To Hell" Highway To Hell, Track 1 House's new "flame cane."

Brett Dennen "Ain't No Reason" So Much More, Track 1 Closing Scenes.
EPISODE 20 "HOUSE TRAINING"

Matthew Ryan "Follow the Leader" From A Late Night High Rise, Track 1 Autopsy/Foreman's guilt.
EPISODE 19 "ACT YOUR AGE"

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EPISODE 18 "AIRBORNE"

A Fine Frenzy "Hope for the Hopeless" One Cell In The Sea, Track 13 Closing Scenes.
EPISODE 17 "FETAL POSITION"

The Replacements "Bastards of Young" Don't You Know Who I Think I Was?, Track 11 Photo Shoot.

Lucinda Williams "Are You Alright?" West, Track 1 Closing Scenes.
EPISODE 16 "TOP SECRET"

K.C. & The Sunshine Band "Get Down Tonight" Best of..., Track 2 In the Hummer.

Wolfmother "Dimension" Wolfmother, Track 1 Hummer attack.

Franz Schubert "Trout Piano Quintet in A major" [?], Track [?] Dye injection/loss of hearing.

Curtis Mayfield "Superfly" [OST] Superfly, Track 9 Closing scenes.
EPISODE 15 "HALF-WIT"

Ludwig van Beethoven "Waldstein Sonata (No. 21 in C major, Op. 53, Allegro con brio)" Beethoven: Piano Sonatas, Nos. 21, 23, 30, & 31, Track 1 The Concert.

The Boomtown Rats "I Don't Like Mondays" Best Of, Track 10 House and Patrick play.

ORIGINAL SCORE (PIANO): Patrick completes House's highschool composition.

Georges Bizet "Symphony in C: III. Scherzo. Allegro Vivace" [?], Track [?] Patrick's musical MRI.

Georges Bizet "Piano Sonata No. 21 in C Major, Op. 53 Waldstein: Rondo (Allegretto moderato, Prestissimo)" Beethoven: Piano Sonatas, Nos. 21, 23, 30, & 31, Track 3 Patrick plays a tune on his leg.

Joe Purdy "Rainy Day Lament" Stomping Grounds, Track 10 Internal EEG.

Scott Joplin "The Entertainer" Rags to Riches: The Essential Hits of..., Track 5 House/Patrick duet.

Gomez "See The World" How We Operate, Track 2 Closing Scenes.
EPISODE 14 "INSENSITIVE"

Lizz Wright "Hit the Ground" Dreaming Wide Awake, Track 3 Closing Scenes.
EPISODE 13 "NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK"

Zero 7 "In The Waiting Line" Simple Things, Track 8 Closing Scenes.
EPISODE 12 "ONE DAY, ONE ROOM"

Eddie Harris "Listen Here" The Best of Eddie Harris, Track 5 Cuddy's Bet: House tries to treat patients without touching them.

Damien Rice "Grey Room" 9, Track 8 Closing Scenes.
EPISODE 11 "WORDS AND DEEDS"

Donovan "Season of the Witch" Greatest Hits, Track 11 Closing Scenes.
EPISODE 10 "MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS"

Louis Armstrong "'Zat You, Santa Claus?" Yule Be Miserable, Track 2 Opening Scenes.

Ella Fitzgerald "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" Ella Wishes You a Swinging Christmas, Track 3 Closing Scenes.
EPISODE 09 "FINDING JUDAS"

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EPISODE 08 "WHAC-A-MOLE"

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EPISODE 07 "SON OF A COMA GUY"

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EPISODE 06 "QUE SERÁ SERÁ"

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EPISODE 05 "FOOLS FOR LOVE"

Michael Penn "Walter Reed" Mr. Hollywood Jr., 1947, Track 1 Closing Montage.
EPISODE 04 "LINES IN THE SAND"

Ben Harper "Waiting on an Angel" Welcome to the Cruel World, Track 5 Closing Scenes.
EPISODE 03 "INFORMED CONSENT"

Yo Yo Ma (J.S. Bach) "Suite No. 1, S. 1007 In G Major: Prelude" Bach: Six Unaccompanied Cello Suites, Disc 1, Track 1 Lab rats.

Mazzy Star "Into Dust" So Tonight That I Might See, Track 9 Closing Scenes.
EPISODE 02 "CAIN & ABLE"

John Mayer "Gravity" Continuum, Track 4 "God doesn't limp."
EPISODE 01 "MEANING"

Gorillaz "Feel Good Inc" Demon Days, Track 6 House jogs to work.

The Rolling Stones "You Can't Always Get What You Want" Forty Licks, Track 6 (Disk 1) Closing Scenes.
SEASON TWO
EPISODE 24 "NO REASON"

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EPISODE 23 "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?"

Professor Longhair aka Roy Bird aka Fess "Tipitina" Fess' Gumbo, Track 4 Opening scenes | House eats Wilson's lunch.
EPISODE 22 "FOREVER"

The American Boychoir "Over Yonder" By Request, Track 11 Michael's autopsy.
EPISODE 21 "EUPHORIA" (PART 2)

Mark Cohn "One Safe Place" Album No. 4, Track [?] Foreman battles the illness / reactions | Waiting for Foreman to wake.
EPISODE 20 "EUPHORIA" (PART 1)

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EPISODE 19 "HOUSE VS. GOD"

Ladysmith Black Mambazo "Oh Happy Day" [?], Track [?] Boyd "cures" the woman with the walker.

(Performed by Hugh Laurie) "What a Friend We have in Jesus" [?], Track [?] Wilson shows up to poker night a day early.

Sister Rosetta Tharpe "My Journey to the Sky" [?], Track [?] "House....you're as God made you."
EPISODE 18 "SLEEPING DOGS LIE"

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EPISODE 17 "ALL IN"

Diana Krall "'Deed I Do" Live in Paris, Track 3 The benefit.

Oscar Peterson (Performed by Hugh Laurie) "Hymn To Freedom" Night Train, Track 11 House tickles the ivories.
EPISODE 16 "SAFE"

Alexi Murdoch "Orange Sky" Music from The O.C.: Mix 1, Track 11 Opening Scenes.

Otis Redding "Pain in My Heart" The Very Best of..., Track 2 Stethoscope on the doorknob.
EPISODE 15 "CLUELESS"

Al Green "Love and Happiness" Greatest Hits, Track 5 Closing Scenes.
EPISODE 14 "SEX KILLS"

Taj Mahal & James Cotton "Honky Tonk Women" Blue Light Boogie, Track 2 Closing Scenes.
EPISODE 13 "SKIN DEEP"

Fluke "Atom Bomb" Risotto, Track 2 Opening Scenes: Catwalk.

Johann Sebastian Bach (Performed by Hugh Laurie) "French Suite No. 5 in G Major BWV 816, Allemande" [?], Track [?] House plays the piano.

Ryan Adams "Desire" Demolition, Track 4 House awakes to pain | Closing Scenes.
EPISODE 12 "DISTRACTIONS"

Gomez "Get Miles" Bring It On, Track 1 House takes a trip.
EPISODE 11 "NEED TO KNOW"

(Performed by Hugh Laurie) "Concerted Number: Serenade" The Student Prince, Track 8 House sings.
EPISODE 10 "FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE"

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EPISODE 09 "DECEPTION"

Vince Guaraldi Trio "Christmas Time is Here" A Charlie Brown Christmas, Track 6 Closing Scenes.
EPISODE 08 "THE MISTAKE"

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EPISODE 07 "HUNTING"

Goldfrapp "Crystalline Green" Black Cherry, Track 1 Cameron gets high and jumps a willing Chase.

Amos Lee w/Norah Jones "Colors" Amos Lee, Track 7 Closing Scenes.
EPISODE 06 "SPIN"

Solomon Burke "None of Us Are Free" Don't Give Up on Me, Track 10 Closing Scenes.
EPISODE 05 "DADDY'S BOY"

Korn "Word Up!" Greatest Hits Vol 1, Track 1 Carnell gets his drink on.
EPISODE 04 "TO BE OR NOT TB"

Leon Russell "Stranger in a Strange Land" Retrospective, Track 9 Closing Scenes.
EPISODE 03 "HUMPTY DUMPTY"

Christine Avila "Duérmete, Mi Niño" (Recorded specifically for the show) Alfredo's mom sings to him before surgery.

[?] "[?]" [?], Track [?] Cock fights.

Damien Rice "Delicate" O, Track 1 Closing Scenes
EPISODE 02 "AUTOPSY"

Christina Aguilera "Beautiful" Stripped, Track 11 Opening Scenes.

(Beniamino Gigli) "Nessun Dorma" from Giacomo Puccini's "Turandot" [?], Track [?] Locker room listening session.

Bird York "In The Deep" The Velvet Hour, Track 10 Surgery and aftermath.

Elvis Costello "Beautiful" House M.D. Original Television Soundtrack, Track 4 (Recorded specifically for the show) Closing Scenes.
EPISODE 01 "ACCEPTANCE"

Jeff Buckley "Hallelujah" Grace, Track 6 Closing Scenes.
SEASON ONE
EPISODE 22 "HONEYMOON"

Windy Wagner "I Call It Love" [?], Track [?] At a bar, House calls Wilson out for a drink and confessed he's not sure if he wants Mark to live.

Blind Willie McTell "Delia" The Classic Years 1927-1940, Track 4 (Disc 4) Stacey comes to see House in his office, and lays it all on the line.

The Rolling Stones "You Can't Always Get What You Want" Forty Licks, Track 6 (Disk 1) Closing Scenes.
EPISODE 21 "THREE STORIES"

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EPISODE 20 "LOVE HURTS"

Dave Matthews "Some Devil" Some Devil, Track 4 Closing scenes.
EPISODE 19 "KIDS"

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EPISODE 18 "BABIES & BATHWATER"

Grant Lee Buffalo "Happiness" Mighty Joe Moon , Track 10 Closing scenes.
EPISODE 17 "ROLE MODEL"

Frank Sinatra (Performed by Hugh Laurie) "High Hopes" Capitol Collectors Series: Frank Sinatra, Track 19 House tickles the ivories, while his answering machine blinks "12 new messages".

Earlimart "It's Okay to Think About Ending" Treble & Tremble, Track 13 Closing scenes: Cameron says goodbye.
EPISODE 16 "HEAVY"

Jon Cleary "Got to Be More Careful" Pin Your Spin, Track 10 "Pick someone else." / Closing scenes.
EPISODE 15 "MOB RULES"

Daniel Moynahan "Crazy World" [?], Track [?] Wilson coaches House on how to shift in the new cherry convertible.
EPISODE 14 "CONTROL"

Traditional Jewish Melodies "Hava Nagila" Traditional Jewish Melodies, Track 1 Vogler confronts House, House flips his iPod back on for dramatic effect.

The Who "Baba O'Riley" The Ultimate Collection, Track 20, Disk 1 Vogler confronts House | Closing scene.
EPISODE 13 "CURSED"

No Commercial Tracks Used.
EPISODE 12 "SPORTS MEDICINE"

Robert L. Wyckoff "You Better Stop" [?], Track [?] Chase, Cameron and Foreman at the bar: "You've got a little smudge..."

[?] "[?]" [?], Track [?] Chase, Cameron and Foreman at the bar: "It's hookers."

Windy Wagner "I Never Saw it Coming" [?], Track [?] Fancy lunch, covered by "the new Arnie."

[?] "[?]" [?], Track [?] Foreman discovers House was right: He really is the roadie.
EPISODE 11 "DETOX"

Windy Wagner "You Don't Have to Worry" [?], Track [?] Keith and his girlfriend make out before taking his dad's Porsche for a spin.

Joe Cocker "Feelin' Alright" Ultimate Collection, Track 2 House sits in his office, happily buzzed on Vicodin.
EPISODE 10 "HISTORIES"

Mutaytor "On Fire Like This" Island of Misfit Psience, Track 4 House party (Opening Scenes)
EPISODE 09 "DNR"

Louis Armstrong "What A Wonderful World" What A Wonderful World, Track 1 Trumpet gift/"I'm in pain" (Closing Scenes)
EPISODE 08 "POISON"

No Commercial Tracks Used.
EPISODE 07 "FIDELITY"

No Commercial Tracks Used.
EPISODE 06 "THE SOCRATIC METHOD"

No Commercial Tracks Used.
EPISODE 05 "DAMNED IF YOU DO"

Hugh Laurie "Silent Night" (Recorded specifically for the show) Closing Scenes.
EPISODE 04 "MATERNITY"

No Commercial Tracks Used.
EPISODE 03 "OCCAM'S RAZOR"

Three Dog Night "One is the Loneliest Number" Complete Hit Singles, Track 1 Dr. House comes upon the mystery small-round-yellow pills (Closing Scenes)
EPISODE 02 "PATERNITY"

Rickie Lee Jones "On Saturday Afternoons In 1963" Rickie Lee Jones, Track 2 Dr. House watches a lacrosse game (Closing Scenes)
EPISODE 01 "PILOT"

The Rolling Stones "You Can't Always Get What You Want" Forty Licks, Track 6 (Disk 1) Closing riff.
COMMERCIALS/TRAILERS

Sia "Breathe Me" Colour the Small One, Track 3 Superbowl "Frozen" trailer.

Amy Winehouse "Rehab" Back to Black, Track 1 Season 4 Promotional trailer.

David Bowie "Rebel Rebel" Diamond Dogs, Track 6, Disk 1 Season 1 Promotional trailer.

Rolling Stones "Sympathy for the Devil" ?, Track ? Season 1 Promotional trailer.
OPENING THEME

Massive Attack "Teardrop" Mezzanine, Track 3 Opening Credits







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10.21.08 :: 504 "LUCKY THIRTEEN" [NEW] A woman with whom Thirteen had a one-night stand has a seizure at Thirteen's apartment, prompting intense curiosity (both professional and otherwise) about the women's personal lives from House and Foreman. Meanwhile, Lucas continues to snoop on Wilson.

10.14.08 :: 504 "BIRTHMARKS" [NEW] House learns that his father has died but must be coaxed into attending the funeral. Back at the hospital, the team struggles to treat a young Chinese-American adoptee who collapsed in China while searching for her birth parents, and House has to diagnose her over the phone. Meanwhile, flashbacks recall House's first meeting with Wilson.

10.07.07 :: Preempted

09.30.08 :: 503 "ADVERSE EVENTS" [NEW] A struggling artist taking part in three drug trials to pay his bills is also suffering from something that's altering his perception and threatening not only his livelihood but his life as well. Meanwhile, House has Lucas look into the private lives of his team, including Taub, whose marriage is in trouble.

09.23.08 :: 502 "NOT CANCER" [NEW] When people who received organs from a donor who was killed in an industrial accident five years earlier die suddenly, House must figure out why to save a recipient who's still alive. To track down information about the donor and the dead recipients, House hires a PI named Lucas. But House also uses Lucas to snoop on Wilson as well as a colleague House is considering to replace Wilson as his friend.

09.16.08 :: 501 "DYING CHANGES EVERYTHING" [NEW - FIFTH SEASON PREMIERE] Wilson returns from an extended leave following Amber's death and announces he's leaving Princeton-Plainsboro. House thinks it's a terrible idea, and he isn't shy about saying so. Wilson's announcement also distracts him from the case at hand, that of the workaholic 37-year-old assistant to the leader of a major feminist organization who collapses during a business meeting. Thirteen takes a special interest in the case, and House questions her reasons for doing so.

HOUSE returns for its fifth season Tuesday, September 16th at 8pm EST.

Thank-you to the cast and crew of HOUSE for another great season, and a heartwrenching finale. See you all in the fall for season five!

05.19.08 :: 416 "WILSON'S HEART" [NEW - PART II OF THE FOURTH-SEASON FINALE] House remains held back by his bus-accident injuries as he struggles to recall the symptoms he noticed in a rapidly deteriorating fellow passenger just before the crash. House's cloudy memories from the accident also threaten his friendship with Wilson.

05.12.08 :: 415 "HOUSE'S HEAD" [NEW - PART I OF THE FOURTH-SEASON FINALE] House suffers head injuries in a bus accident that also injures dozens of others. Though dazed and confused and unable to clearly recall events prior to the crash, he has flashbacks in which he sees a fellow passenger exhibiting signs of a deadly illness. He can't recall who it was, but that's not going to stop him from trying.

05.12.08 :: Hugh Laurie on The Ellen Degeneres Show.

04.25.08 :: Hugh Laurie on Late Late Show w/ Craig Ferguson.

05.05.08 :: 414 "LIVING THE DREAM" [NEW] House believes that an actor on his favorite soap opera is seriously ill after observing his symptoms on television, so he decides to intervene; Amber and Wilson have their first fight, much to House's delight; and Cuddy tries to keep up appearances when an inspector shows up unexpectedly at Princeton-Plainsboro.

04.28.08 :: 413 "NO MORE MR. NICE GUY" [NEW] House suspects that an ER patient with a sunny disposition has a bigger problem than was initially diagnosed. The reason: He thinks the patient is too nice. Meanwhile, House and Amber spar over face time with Wilson; and Cuddy demands House give his team performance reviews.

04.25.08 :: Hugh Laurie on Tonight Show w/ Jay Leno.

The writer's strike is over! 4-5 new episodes are scheduled to air around May.

02.06.08 :: 412 "DON'T EVER CHANGE" [NEW] A former music producer who had recently -- and suddenly -- converted to Hasidic Judaism collapses at her wedding, and House suspects that the reasons behind her sudden conversion might also have something to do with her mysterious illness. Meanwhile, Wilson is dating a woman whose personality is a lot like House's.

02.04.08 :: 411 "FROZEN" [NEW - SPECIAL POST-SUPERBOWL EP] House must resort to Webcam diagnosis when a psychiatrist comes down with a mysterious illness while trapped at an Antarctic research station with limited medical supplies. Meanwhile, Wilson's dating someone new, and House tries to figure out who it is.

01.29.08 :: 410 "IT'S A WONDERFUL LIE" [NEW] House suspects that a mysteriously paralyzed woman is withholding vital information -- but maybe she can't help it. Meanwhile, House puts his personal stamp on the hospital's Secret Santa gift exchange.

[RERUNS FOR A SPELL: CHECK LOCAL LISTINGS]

11.27.07 :: 409 "GAMES" [NEW] While Cuddy orders House to make a hiring decision, he assigns the remaining candidates to a case involving an uncooperative, over-the-hill rock star with a history of drug abuse and civil disobedience. Meanwhile, Wilson informs a former patient whom he had previously diagnosed with terminal cancer that he is going to live. The patient does not take this as good news.

11.20.07 :: 408 "YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW" [NEW] While the job candidates try to diagnose a magician whose heart failed during an underwater escape act, House is determined to prove that he's a scam artist who's faking to cover up his embarrassment over nearly drowning during his act. Meanwhile, House suspects that one of the candidates has an undisclosed illness. He also pits them against one another in a challenge involving Cuddy, with the winner getting the chance to nominate two other candidates for firing.

11.13.07 :: 407 "UGLY" [NEW] A film crew follows House on the case of a teen with a facial deformity who had a heart attack prior to a reconstructive procedure. As the team works to diagnose the teen, House is distracted by candidate competition, causing him to question why he chose the candidates he did.

11.06.07 :: 406 "WHATEVER IT TAKES" [NEW] House is recruited by the CIA to help diagnose a dying agent, but the agency doctor spearheading the case offers very little information about the agent's history or previous assignments. That means House must improvise. Meanwhile, House's six remaining job candidates question Foreman's judgment and argue over the diagnosis of a female race-car driver who passed out after a race.

10.30.07 :: 405 "MIRROR, MIRROR" [NEW] House deals with a patient who mirrors the personality of anyone he meets. Meanwhile, Foreman is put in charge of overseeing the fellowship candidates.

10.23.07 :: 404 "GUARDIAN ANGELS" [NEW] While having a seizure, a funeral-home cosmetician hallucinates that she's being assaulted by one of the corpses she's working on. Meanwhile, Cameron offers advice to one of the seven candidates for House's team; and Foreman has lunch with Cuddy.

10.16.07 :: Preempted

10.09.07 :: 403 "97 SECONDS" [NEW] When a man in a wheelchair who fainted while crossing a street arrives at the hospital, House tells the 10 remaining candidates to divide themselves into teams. The one that diagnoses the man properly won't be fired. Meanwhile, a patient sticks a knife into a wall socket for reasons that intrigue House; and Foreman's new diagnostic team at Mercy Hospital in Manhattan faces a tough case.

10.02.07 :: 402 "THE RIGHT STUFF" [NEW] A prospective astronaut has an attack of synesthesia in a flight simulator, then asks House to diagnose her off the books. House shares the case with the 40 candidates he has rounded up to replace Cameron, Chase and Foreman.

09.25.07 :: 401 "ALONE" [NEW - SEASON 4 PREMIERE] While Cuddy and Wilson nag him to hire a new team, a working-solo House must treat a young woman who was injured in an explosion... But her injuries aren't what's killing her.

Thank-you to the cast and crew of HOUSE for another great season. See you all in the fall (September 25th) for season four!

05.29.07 :: 324 "HUMAN ERROR" [NEW - SEASON 3 FINALE] An ailing woman who fled Cuba in order to be treated by House is rescued at sea. Meanwhile, Foreman's imminent departure from Princeton-Plainsboro prompts House to make a hasty decision.

05.22.07 :: Preempted

05.15.07 :: 323 "THE JERK" [NEW] A very rude 16-year-old collapses after picking a fistfight with a fellow teen he had just beaten at chess. He first complains about a headache, but soon his organs begin to fail.

05.08.07 :: 322 "RESIGNATION" [NEW] A 19-year-old coughs up blood and her condition soon deteriorates. House surmises that her body is ³confused² and thinks she has an infection, though none can be found.

05.01.07 :: 321 "FAMILY" [NEW] A 14-year-old with leukemia needs a bone-marrow transplant from his 10-year-old brother to save his life, but the brother develops an infection that not only prevents him from donating but could kill him as well. And at home, House's new roommate---Wilson's former dog Hector---is chewing on just about everything in sight.

04.24.07 :: 320 "HOUSE TRAINING" [NEW] All the doctors try to find what's wrong with a 28-year-old con artist who collapses after her brain "freezes," but the case becomes personal for Foreman. Meanwhile, Foreman's parents arrive unexpectedly; House plays mind games with one of Wilson's ex-wives; and Wilson and Cuddy go on another date.

04.17.07 :: 319 "ACT YOUR AGE" [NEW] A 6-year-old girl collapses with pericarditis, then has a stroke. This shouldn't be happening to someone so young. Meanwhile, her 8-year-old brother develops a crush on Cameron, who has been bickering with Chase since she broke off their affair. And House gives Wilson a pair of theater tickets, then becomes jealous when he goes to the play with Cuddy.

04.10.07 :: 318 "AIRBORNE" [NEW] House and Cuddy have an airborne medical crisis while returning from a symposium in Singapore. Back at the hospital, Chase, Cameron, Foreman and Wilson struggle to determine what's killing a 58-year-old woman who collapsed just before having sex with a high-end prostitute.

04.03.07 :: 317 "FETAL POSITION" [NEW] A pregnant 42-year-old celebrity photographer (Anne Ramsay) suffers a stroke, and soon her kidneys and liver begin to fail as well. Meanwhile, House decides he wants to take a vacation; and Cuddy has a word with Cameron about her relationship with Chase.

03.27.07 :: 316 "TOP SECRET" [NEW] Cuddy assigns House to treat an Iraq vet complaining of Gulf War syndrome who happens to be a nephew of a big hospital donor. House recognizes the patient's face -- from a nightmare he had the night before. Meanwhile, House is having trouble going to the bathroom, and Cameron and Chase engage in "uncomplicated sex."

03.16.07 :: 109 "DNR" [R - SPECIAL NIGHT] A legendary jazz musician checks into the hospital, believing he is dying of ALS, and signs a "do not resuscitate" order, which House violates to save the man's life.

03.12.07 :: 103 "OCCAM'S RAZOR" [R - SPECIAL NIGHT] A collegian collapses after raucous sex with his girlfriend, and Dr. House and his team scramble to figure out why as the student's condition worsens.

03.09.07 :: 206 "SPIN" [R - SPECIAL NIGHT] A professional bicyclist is brought in after collapsing during a race, but House doesn't want to treat him because he thinks the athlete is taking performance-enhancing drugs. House only becomes interested when the patient admits to taking the drugs.

03.06.07 :: 315 "HALF-WIT" [NEW] House encounters a brain-damaged musical prodigy with inexplicable abilities while the team faces serious concerns about House's own health.

No new episodes till March.

02.13.07 :: 314 "INSENSITIVE" [NEW] It's Valentine's Day, and Cuddy has a blind date. Meanwhile, House leaves ER duty to take the case of a child patient named Hannah.

02.06.07 :: 313 "NEEDLE IN A HAYSTACK" [NEW] House and his staff must deal with a teenage Gypsy boy suffering from inexplicable respiratory distress. However, House has bigger issues on his mind: Cuddy has given away his handicapped spot.

01.30.07 :: 312 "ONE DAY, ONE ROOM" [NEW] While House is forced to work full-time in the clinic and deal with a rape victim who insists on confiding with him, Cameron deals with with a terminal cancer patient trying to take advantage of her state of mind.

Preemted for 3 weeks

01.09.07 :: 311 "WORDS AND DEEDS" [NEW] Before his date in court, House has something to say to Tritter as he treats a firefighter who's shivering when he arrives at the hospital from a fire. But then he shrugs off his staff's request for more input on the case and checks into drug rehab.

01.09.07 :: 310 "MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS" [R - SPECIAL TIME] Wilson arranges for House to make a deal with Tritter, but House refuses. Meanwhile, Cuddy cuts House off Vicodin and removes him from the team's case: a 15-year-old little person who entered the hospital with a collapsed lung and anemia.

12.25.06 :: Ho-Ho-House. Merry Xmas and a Happy go to Hell, everyone!

12.19.06 :: 301 "MEANING" [R] After recovering from his gunshot wounds, House works feverishly on two cases at the same time: a paralyzed man who drove his wheelchair into a swimming pool and a woman who became paralyzed after a yoga session.

12.19.06 :: 224 "NO REASON" [R -- SPECIAL TIME] As House and his team work on the diagnosis of Vince, a man with a giant swollen tongue, disgruntled former patient Jack Moriarty walks into House's office and shoots him.

12.18.06 :: 209 "DECEPTION" [R -- SPECIAL DAY] Off-track betting gambler Anica collapses in front of House while they are both following horse races at the site.

12.12.06 :: 310 "MERRY LITTLE CHRISTMAS" [NEW] Wilson arranges for House to make a deal with Tritter, but House refuses. Meanwhile, Cuddy cuts House off Vicodin and removes him from the team's case: a 15-year-old little person who entered the hospital with a collapsed lung and anemia.

12.11.06 :: 220-21 "EUPHORIA (PARTS 1 & 2)" [R -- SPECIAL DAY] Foreman starts showing the same symptoms as a patient with uncontrollable laughter. As the original patient's condition continues to deteriorate, Forman is forced to watch up-close as the officer descends into unbearable and unmanageable pain. The team races to find the cause of the illness before Foreman's condition takes the same deadly path.

12.05.06 :: 121 "THREE STORIES" [R] House's ex-girlfriend Stacy Warner returns - not to be with House, but to get his help for her ailing husband. While House decides whether or not to take the case, Cuddy instructs him to substitute for a sick professor and present a lecture to a class of medical students.

11.28.06 :: 309 "FINDING JUDAS" [NEW] House takes the case of a young girl who has been diagnosed with pancreatitis. When he takes her divorced parents to court to force them to allow treatment because they can't agree, the judge awards guardianship of the girl to Cuddy. Meanwhile, Tritter continues his strategy to force House to admit to his drug use by offering one of the team members a deal.

11.27.06 :: Lisa Edelstein on Late Night with Conan O'Brien.

11.21.06 :: 308 "WHAC-A-MOLE" [NEW] An 18-year-old man is brought to the hospital after having a heart attack. House reviews the man's file and believes he has the diagnosis and then turns the case into a game by sealing his opinion in an envelope and challenging Cameron, Foreman, and Chase to guess his diagnosis on their own. Meanwhile, Tritter is determined to disrupt Wilson's ability to practice medicine as well as destroy his friendship with House.

11.14.06 :: 307 "SON OF A COMA GUY" [NEW] Symptoms point to a possible genetic connection when House notices something about the son of a man who has been in a coma for a decade; Wilson confronts House about stealing his prescription pad.

11.13.06 :: Hugh Laurie on The Late Late Show w/ Craig Ferguson.

11.07.06 :: 306 "QUE SERÁ SERÁ" [NEW] The team encounters logistical problems while trying to run tests on a 600-pound man due to his extremely large size. Meanwhile, House spends the night in jail after being arrested by Officer Tritter for various charges, including resisting arrest.

11.06.06 :: Hugh Laurie on Tonight Show w/ Jay Leno.

10.30.06 :: 305 "FOOLS FOR LOVE" [NEW] House takes the case of a young woman who has been rushed to the hospital with problems breathing and severe stomach pain after she and her husband were robbed. After her husband collapses, the team believes the couple's illnesses are related. Meanwhile, Michael Tritter, a clinic patient, causes problems for House that could have serious ramifications.

10.28.06 :: Hugh Laurie hosts Saturday Night Live

HOUSE is on hiatus until after baseball.

10.03.06 :: 223 "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?" [R] Despite feeling more pain than usual in his leg, at the prompting of an ex-bandmate House takes the case of a 16-year-old female Hurricane Katrina victim suffering from hallucinations about the tragedy. Meanwhile, Cuddy asks House to review two medical files, and it doesn't take long for him to figure out that she's looking for a sperm donor.

09.26.06 :: 304 "LINES IN THE SAND" [NEW] When three previous doctors are not able to diagnose why a severely autistic boy screams loudly for no apparent reason, House takes the case. Although the boy isn't sick, it becomes obvious to the team that House relates to the boy because he can't lie.

09.19.06 :: 303 "INFORMED CONSENT" [NEW] House puts a well-known medical researcher through a battery of tests to determine why he collapsed in his lab. When the team is unable to diagnose the problem, the doctor asks the team to help him end his life. House is forced to use his cane again after the ketamine has worn off as he deals with a clinic patient's teenaged daughter who has a crush on him.

09.12.06 :: 302 "CAIN & ABLE" [NEW] House and the team treat a young boy who claims there is a tracking device in his neck and believes he has been the subject of experiments by aliens. Cameron is outraged when she learns Cuddy and Wilson have been lying to House about the diagnosis on his last case.

09.05.06 :: 301 "MEANING" [NEW - THIRD SEASON PREMIERE] After recovering from his gunshot wounds, House works feverishly on two cases at the same time: a paralyzed man who drove his wheelchair into a swimming pool and a woman who became paralyzed after a yoga session.

THIRD SEASON STARTS SEPTEMBER 5th 2006!
See you all in the fall for Season 3!

Congratulations to House's 4 Emmy nominations, including Best Drama Series!

05.23.06 :: 224 "NO REASON" [NEW - SECOND SEASON FINALE] As House and his team work on the diagnosis of Vince, a man with a giant swollen tongue, disgruntled former patient Jack Moriarty walks into House's office and shoots him.

05.16.06 :: 223 "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?" [NEW] Despite feeling more pain than usual in his leg, at the prompting of an ex-bandmate House takes the case of a 16-year-old female Hurricane Katrina victim suffering from hallucinations about the tragedy. Meanwhile, Cuddy asks House to review two medical files, and it doesn't take long for him to figure out that she's looking for a sperm donor.

05.09.06 :: 222 "FOREVER" [NEW] When young mother Kara has a seizure while bathing her child, it causes the near drowning of her newborn son. Unable to determine the cause of Kara's seizures, House and the team race to find what's wrong with her while simultaneously trying to bring her infant back to life.

05.03.06 :: 221 "EUPHORIA (PART 2)" [NEW -- SPECIAL DAY] The team races to find the cause of the illness before Foreman's condition takes the same deadly path.

05.02.06 :: 220 "EUPHORIA (PART 1)" [NEW] Foreman starts showing the same symptoms as a patient with uncontrollable laughter. As the original patient's condition continues to deteriorate, Forman is forced to watch up-close as the officer descends into unbearable and unmanageable pain.

04.25.06 :: 219 "HOUSE VS. GOD" [NEW] House and his team must confront their own feelings about faith and God when 15-year-old faith healer, Boyd, is admitted and claims he can talk to God and refuses surgery on his brain because he believes it will take away his healing power. House thinks the kid is a clever con until the boy touches one of Wilson's cancer patients and causes her cancer to go into remission.

04.18.06 :: 218 "SLEEPING DOGS LIE" [NEW] A young woman swallows a bottle of sleeping pills -- not to kill herself but to go to sleep, something she says she hasn't done in 10 days. Meanwhile, House keeps falling asleep because living with Wilson has disrupted his sleep pattern. And Cameron's mad at Foreman for swiping her ideas for a medical-journal article, and at House for letting him do it.

04.11.06 :: 217 "ALL IN" [NEW] During a benefit poker event, House tries to prevent a young boy from suffering the same fate as a former patient.

04.04.06 :: 216 "SAFE" [NEW] A young heart-transplant patient has a severe allergic reaction and goes into shock despite living in a "clean" room.

03.28.06 :: 215 "CLUELESS" [NEW] House fights to find proof of how a woman is trying to kill her husband. When Wilson moves in with House after his separation, House discovers he is a great cook.

**HOUSE IS BEING PRE-EMPTED FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS**

03.07.06 :: 214 "SEX KILLS" [NEW] A patient needs a heart transplant in order to cure a bacterial infection, but the donor is unfit due to a mysterious illness.

02.28.06 :: Preempted

02.24.06 :: Hugh Laurie on The Late Show w/ Daviod Letterman.

02.20.06 :: 213 "SKIN DEEP" [NEW -- SPECIAL NIGHT & TIME] House treats a teenage supermodel for heroin addiction and, in the process, uncovers a startling secret about the girl. Meanwhile, Wilson hopes that House's increased leg pain indicates that his leg nerves are regenerating, and a male clinic patient suffers from high estrogen levels that allow him to experience his wife's pregnancy -- including morning sickness and labor pains.

02.14.06 :: 212 "DISTRACTIONS" [NEW] When a young man comes into the hospital severely burned, but with some unusual activity going on in his blood tests, House and his team have a difficult challenge, unable to use normal testing methods. To complicate matters further, House is intent on proving that a former colleague from medical school's new migraine drug doesn't work and makes himself the guinea pig of his own unofficial tests, with painful results.

02.07.06 :: 211 "NEED TO KNOW" [NEW] The team tries to diagnose a working mother who suffers from flailing fits. Meanwhile, House and Stacy examine their own relationship.

01.16.06 :: Congratulations to Hugh Laurie on his GOLDEN GLOBE win for best actor!

01.10.06 :: 210 "FAILURE TO COMMUNICATE" [NEW] With House and Stacy out of town, the team is left on their own to help a journalist, whose sudden collapse is followed by an inability to speak clearly.

01.03.06 :: 204 "TB OR NOT TB" [R] While in Africa, a famous doctor becomes inexplicably ill and is sent to Dr. House for treatment.

12.31.05 :: 203 "HUMPTY DUMPTY" [R - SPECIAL DATE & TIME] When Cuddy's handyman, Alfredo, falls from her roof and develops strange symptoms, she joins the team to figure out what is wrong with him.

12.27.05 :: 107 "FIDELITY" [R] When a young housewife falls ill, House suspects that she has contracted a rare sexually transmitted disease, but she and her husband each deny having an affair.

12.23.05 :: [R] Hugh Laurie on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.

12.20.05 :: 105 "DAMNED IF YOU DO" [R] Dr. House's approach raises questions when he treats a nun for what he believes to be an allergy, not realizing that her past is coming back to haunt her.

12.13.05 :: 209 "DECEPTION" [NEW] Off-track betting gambler Anica collapses in front of House while they are both following horse races at the site.

12.06.05 :: Preempted

11.29.05 :: 208 "THE MISTAKE" [NEW] House and Chase find themselves in a serious situation after a young mother with stomach pains dies. Months later, Stacy counsels Chase prior to his disciplinary hearing, and must determine whether Chase made a mistake that ultimately led to the patient's death. She soon realizes he is holding something back.

11.22.05 :: 207 "HUNTING" [NEW] A gay man with full-blown AIDS collapses in front of House's home and goes into shock. When House discovers the man's father is suffering from unique symptoms of his own, he must determine if they might be connected and save both their lives. Meanwhile, Cameron faces a potentially life-threatening disease of her own.

11.16.05 :: Hugh Laurie on The Tonight Show w/ Jay Leno.

11.15.05 :: 206 "SPIN" [NEW] A professional bicyclist is brought in after collapsing during a race, but House doesn't want to treat him because he thinks the athlete is taking performance-enhancing drugs. House only becomes interested when the patient admits to taking the drugs.

11.15.05 :: Sela Ward on The View.

11.11.05 :: Hugh Laurie on The Ellen DeGeneres Show.

11.08.05 :: 205 "DADDY'S BOY" [NEW] Trust issues between a father and his mysteriously ill son prevent the medical team from getting the information they need to diagnose and treat the illness.

11.07.05 :: Hugh Laurie on The Late Late Show w/ Craig Ferguson.

11.01.05 :: 204 "TB OR NOT TB" [NEW] While in Africa, a famous doctor becomes inexplicably ill and is sent to Dr. House for treatment.

10.19.05 :: 112 "SPORTS MEDICINE" [R] A severely broken arm reveals underlying problems and ends the comeback plans of a major league pitcher, who House suspects is taking steroids.

**HOUSE IS BEING PRE-EMPTED FOR MOST OF OCTOBER DUE TO FOX'S MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL SCHEDULE**

10.01.05 :: Hugh Laurie and Sela Ward will be a part of the Mississippi Hurricane Recovery Fund to air on MSNBC at 7pm EST.

09.27.05 :: 203 "HUMPTY DUMPTY" [NEW] When Cuddy's handyman, Alfredo, falls from her roof and develops strange symptoms, she joins the team to figure out what is wrong with him.

09.20.05 :: 202 "AUTOPSY" [NEW] A 9-year-old patient with terminal cancer handles her situation so well that House begins to wonder whether she is really that brave or if it is a medical symptom.

09.18.05 :: Primetime Emmy Awards :: Nominated for 5 Emmys: Outstanding Casting for a Drama Series, Outstanding Main Title Design, Outstanding Music Composition for a Series (Dramatic Underscore), Outstanding Writing for a Drama Series ("Three Stories") and Hugh Laurie is up for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series.

09.17.05 :: House spoof on MadTV.

09.13.05 :: 201 "ACCEPTANCE" [NEW - SEASON PREMIERE] When a Death Row inmate collapses, House jumps at the chance to take the case, despite Cameron's refusal to treat the patient in protest of patients more deserving.

09.07.05 :: Hugh Laurie on Tonight Show w/ Jay Leno.

08.30.05 :: HOUSE DVD Boxset released.

["HOUSE" IS IN RERUNS FOR THE SUMMER. CHECK LOCAL LISTINGS.]

05.24.05 :: 122 "THE HONEYMOON" [NEW - SEASON FINALE] While House works to save Stacy's husband, he cannot help but think his feelings for her may have reignited.

05.17.05 :: 121 "THREE STORIES" [NEW] House's ex-girlfriend Stacy Warner returns - not to be with House, but to get his help for her ailing husband. While House decides whether or not to take the case, Cuddy instructs him to substitute for a sick professor and present a lecture to a class of medical students.

05.10.05 :: 120 "LOVE HURTS" [NEW] While Princeton-Plainsboro Hospital is rife with rumor and speculation about House's imminent date with Cameron, House apparently scares a meek clinic patient into having a stroke. The team must navigate their way through the patient's odd proclivities, overbearing "friend" and reluctant parents in order to stop the strokes and try to save the guy's life. All the while, Wilson, Cuddy and the team offer House dating advice and lay odds on the outcome.

05.03.05 :: 119 "KIDS" [NEW] A meningitis takes over the hospital after the highly contagious disease is discovered at a diving meet. House and his team treat a 12-year-old female diver who seems to have something else wrong with her, causing her to bleed into her brain. Meanwhile, House asks Cameron to come back to work -- she agrees, but she's got a surprising requirement.

05.02.05 :: Jennifer Morrison on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

04.26.05:: 106 "THE SOCRATIC METHOD" [R] A schizophrenic with deep-vein thrombosis and possible alcoholism prompts House to stop all her medications, and he gets Foreman and Chase to search her apartment, where they learn a lot about her and her teenage son.

04.19.05 :: 118 "BABIES & BATHWATER" [NEW] House and his team scramble to find the cause of kidney and brain dysfunction in a pregnant woman, leaving the woman and her husband to face a heartbreaking choice, as Vogler continues his quest to have House fired.

04.12.05 :: 117 "ROLE MODEL" [NEW] When Tom Wright, a senator with presidential aspirations, becomes ill, House examines him and finds that the symptoms point toward AIDS, a condition that would squash his career.

04.05.05 :: 107 "FIDELITY" [R] When a young housewife falls ill, House suspects that she has contracted a rare sexually transmitted disease, but she and her husband each deny having an affair.

03.29.05 :: 116 "HEAVY" [NEW] House must fire one of his doctors. He lets them settle it among themselves. Meanwhile, a 10 year old child has suffered a heart attack. House is also faced with a woman who won't accept her pregnancy despite the fact that her belly is huge.

03.22.05 :: 115 "MOB RULES" [NEW] When a mob informant suddenly collapses before court, House and his team try to cure him or determine if he is faking.

03.15.05 :: 114 "CONTROL" [NEW] While House treats a 32-year-old cosmetics CEO whose leg pain turns much more serious, the hospital welcomes its new board chairman.  He's donated $100 million to the Princeton-Plainsboro and now wants to run it.  Not surprisingly, he isn't happy with House or his department.

11.08.04 :: 103 "OCCAM'S RAZOR" [R] A collegian collapses after raucous sex with his girlfriend, and Dr. House and his team scramble to figure out why as the student's condition worsens.

03.01.05 :: 113 "CURSED" [NEW] A boy, the son of one of the hospital's major financial supporters, believes he is cursed after his parent's divorce and he falls sick. His father makes escalating demands of House and the team, urging them to understand the boy's pneumonia-like symptoms and incongruous rash. Meanwhile, House invites Chase's father, a re